The Church of Zelda

2004-08-24T16:12:00.000-04:00

You missed out. First Zelda moved here. Now she is living here. So go and visit and leave comments and stop being such a tool. Love, ZeldaP

2004-05-12T14:21:00.000-04:00

Actual representation of myself. Circa the early 80s.

2003-12-29T19:29:00.000-05:00

Oi. You are Willy Wonka from the books "Charlie &the Chocolate Factory" and "Charlie &the Great Glass Elevator". You are a veryinventive person, but haven't gotten all of thekinks out of your inventions, like when yourgum turned a kid into a blueberry. You are achild at heart, and have seen more strangethings than the average person like VermiciousKnids in outer space. Which Roald Dahl

2003-08-23T03:19:00.000-04:00

Love You Madly - Cake Safe and Sound - Hawksley Workman Thank You - the Zeppelin song, but the Tori Amos version Heaven - Talking Heads Kiss Me You Fool - Northern Pikes Wild Horses - Stones song, Mazzy Starr version Nothing Really Matters - Madonna Lovesong - The Cure (for Todd and Tara), When We Dance - Sting (Rick and Jess)

2003-06-19T23:24:00.000-04:00

Darlings. I know some of you have been waiting for this day to come, and now it has. The doors to the Church of Zelda are now officially closed. You may feel lost, you may feel sad, even angry. But before you contact an exit counsellor, please check this out: Zelda's Summer Camp! Affiliated with the Church, and yet slightly more fun, here it is. I know what you are thinking! How could anything

2003-06-18T04:55:00.000-04:00

Up late "working", just happened to see this little beauty. Fuck yeah! Now we just have to wait patiently for the bill to be tabled in Parliament. This would bring me such joy. And Mr. Fascist Ralph (all over his shoes) Klein can lick my left one. Must get back to the grind after that little joy-break. Kick ass. Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus. ZeldaP

2003-06-15T15:22:00.000-04:00

Well, folks, Zelda's Summer Camp is almost ready for previews by the general public. Having been given two fists up by General Quon, I think we have a winner. The new site will use Blogger's new format, taking advantage of unlimited links in the side bar. I have also added both a guest book and comments (here at camp we call them postcards). It is all very sexy indeed. Off to the shops. Then

2003-06-14T17:32:00.000-04:00

Hey, I'm not going to lie. I'm hungry. I also don't *hate* Kingston. Of course I can say this now. I am leaving in a couple of weeks. I do have a reason. It has to do with Kingston's Pride weekend being this one. I sat in my living room window (the sills are quite good for sitting, amply sized) and watched the parade go by. As usual, I am struck by the resilience of any marginalized group that

2003-06-10T14:54:00.000-04:00

I am Pacman. I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You? I'd rather be Ms. Pacman, but I take what I can get. HAPPY I've said it before, and I will say it again: there are heaps

2003-06-09T16:18:00.000-04:00

If memory serves, and my math is right, five years ago I was on the French Riviera getting the world's funniest sunburn. I went to Nice with Analia and Daleen because the festival was over in Cannes. We did the Monaco/Monte Carlo thing with the group (and my sunburn). Someone got whipped cream on my skirt, but I am hard pressed to remember who. I still keep in touch with Analia and Daleen. Analia

2003-06-07T22:53:00.000-04:00

Sometimes, I need a break. Sometimes, I need to start working. Sometimes, I need to judge. In addition to fish, and the site the started it all, you can also rate poo, kittens, pictures, mullets, faces, racks, profs, bodies, mustangs, boobies, dorms, hos, raves, gasmasks, wedgies, implants, lans, lawns, rides, boyfriends, cocks, teachers, big Russian souls, pictures, wives, penises, driving,

2003-06-06T23:14:00.000-04:00

I didn't think it would happen. I have been here for a little bit over nine months, and I really didn't think it would happen. The inspiration was not here, I couldn't find it. Today at the laundromat it hit me feet first in the ass. Lords, ladies, and gentlemen, I give you the first installment of Kingston Haiku: Kingston Haiku 1 with a million legs of jeans he folds as slow as a sloth

2003-06-06T16:37:00.000-04:00

Note to the birthday boy: that is the last time I attempt to be amusing in my blog. I figure most people have already seen that one. I want them to see the other ones.

2003-06-06T14:56:00.000-04:00

Well, well, well. Big it up for Jeremy. He is 24 today! Wahoo! Also, big it up for my moving sale. I want to get rid of my crap. Hopefully, people will buy it. Will put up more signs today. Finally, big it up for doing more freakin' schoolwork. Onward! In related news, sort of, I am kind of bitter that I will, by default, spend both my birthday and the birthday of my mother with said mother.

2003-06-03T17:04:00.000-04:00

Deal with it bitches. You are Morpheus, from "The Matrix." Youhave strong faith in yourself and those aroundyou. A true leader, you are relentless in yourpersuit. What Matrix Persona Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Someone just explain to me what a persuit is. Is it like a pursuit? Is it how they do pursuits in Europe? I like you questioning my brains. ZeldaP

2003-06-01T17:36:00.000-04:00

Beautiful Sunday, just saw the feel good movie of the year. Had some tea. Jenny bit my head. Beautiful Sunday. I want to bend it like Beckham too...... But I want to go home. I am ready. I just don't know where that is. I don't like the idea of becoming attached to things. Houses, streets, rooms, chairs... I know the people who feel like home to me. And I am blissed out to have as many as I do

2003-05-30T20:55:00.000-04:00

So, Robbie Robertson accepted an honorary degree at the convocation at Queen's today. TODAY. Somebody (mainly Jeremy M. Deline) told me that he was here last week. In effect, I missed him twice. I am so peeved. I am just going to listen to some Cub and try to forget my pain. Jebus. In other news, it seems as though my August trip to Tucson is already planned to the nuts. So that is good. But I

2003-05-29T20:16:00.000-04:00

Looking for love songs in all the wrong places..... So, I am trying to compile a cd of love songs that don't suck as a present for my very good friend Tara's wedding to the very good Todd, and also for my cousin Rick's wedding to a girl called Jess who I have never met, but hear very good things about. This is harder than it sounds. I did it once already, and after taking a step back and

2003-05-27T17:03:00.000-04:00

I love it already. Finally, a website that begs that all too important question: What would Joan Jett do? She'd go be in Rocky Horror on Broadway, that is what she would fucking do. I want you, the right way. ZeldaP

2003-05-27T16:07:00.000-04:00

Last night rocked all ass, and I have the pictures to prove it! But I think I need another lie down. Hmmm.... maybe something low energy like a movie tonight. Elube chango! ZeldaP

2003-05-27T02:49:00.000-04:00

I think you all know that I worry about my friends. But I think that they will be alright. The resilience I see on a daily basis both surprises and thrills me. I am so proud of you. Still keeping the spark alive. ZeldaP

2003-05-26T02:57:00.000-04:00

Want to read my latest post? Do you? DO YOU??!?!?! Then go here. That is all. ZeldaP

2003-05-24T16:45:00.000-04:00

FOR THE LOVE OF DOG! Attention all: If I have said it once I have said it a million time: if you must lie, please do it well. Because when you fuck up and I figure out your lies, it makes me realize that you do not respect me enough to lie well to me, to expend the energy. And then I get mad. Just don't fucking do it. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. ZeldaP

2003-05-24T00:23:00.000-04:00

If I could, I would give my friends the moon and the stars. Why then do they not think that they deserve them? I am not a fan of the weak, those people who think that staying in a box will get them through life. They are right, of course. But are they happy? Virtue untested is no virtue at all. These people are not my friends. My friends are the strong, the resillient, the beautiful, the

2003-05-22T17:12:00.000-04:00

So, I am over the big hump! Yahoo! My most massive thanks to Jeremy and Suzie, without whom I would sit in my room writing with crayons on the walls. Now I have a new working strategy thanks to awesome Counsellor Carol and am ready to go. Gotta jet. ZeldaP

2003-05-18T21:57:00.000-04:00

So, the computer isn't actually fixed. It keeps doing that completely dying, no blue screen of death or any sort of warning, thing, and it is simply bad news. I have Suzie's laptop, which is fantastic and, above all else, reliable. Knock wood. If anyone has any suggestions as to why my computer keeps shutting off for no apparent reason, or even better, if you think you can help me to fix it,

2003-05-17T19:44:00.000-04:00

Just realized I didn't actually say thank you. Am disgusted with self. Must remedy. Jeremy, thank you. A lot. I've got your back anytime. But I have a feeling you already knew that. Virtue untested is no virtue at all. ZeldaP artists you don't realize that you like: Elvis Costello Billy Bragg Roy Lichtenstein Susan Faludi Naomi Wolfe Did she just say scholarship as art?!?!? Oh my Dog!!!! I

2003-05-17T17:22:00.000-04:00

So, in the middle of last night the smoke alarms in the shop down stairs and my apartment went off. 3:18 am. These alarms are connected, leaving me with a sense of fear that my house was about to attend a bar-b-q it was not invited to. Gross. The alarms seemed to come to nothing, so I drifted to sleep. Still, it was way freaky. No one in the shop downstairs until Tuesday either. Yikes. After the

2003-05-17T02:49:00.000-04:00

the machine is fixed, but instead of using it for good I am listening to The Cult and doing random quizzes for sport. I am going to bed very, very soon. I promise. That is the bad news. Here is the good news: You're Mr. White! Which Reservoir Dog Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Sometimes a quiz pegs me like nobody's business, and this is one of those. Except about the latent

2003-05-16T16:53:00.000-04:00

Alright, so the temperatures of my computer seem to be mounting again, but I have faith they may level off. In the interim, I will give you all the drive-by version of my trip to Calgary. Frankly, it ended almost a week ago, and I am starting to forget parts. Zelda's Trip To Calgary (The Drive-By Version): as if he was on time*crap weather*brekkie with mom*went to Golden*missed the snow*had a

2003-05-16T15:48:00.000-04:00

Hello. In addition to me pulling the combination to an old lock right out of my ass, and various other acts of serendipity in the last few days, I will now attempt to modify my computer. Again. Only this time, I am going solo. Yes, in order to stop my machine from over-heating (I am just so very hot) I will install yet another case fan. Wish me luck. My motherboard and the motherboard in the

2003-05-15T21:35:00.000-04:00

I am compiling gold for the blog, but the computer is doing the mysterious crashing thing again. So, this is all I have for you right now: I am a giant mutant kitten. Not strange at all. Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you? brought to you by Quizilla This is so me. If I had to be a kitten, this is the one I would be. If you want inside her world, boy you better make her raspberry

2003-05-12T03:09:00.000-04:00

I AM A HAPPY GIRL I am in back in Kingston and I am borderline ecstatic. The close proximity of done-ness of program makes me quiver on the inside with massive gobs of joy. I had a great break. I am loved. I love. And that rules. Also, by way of career-change news, I am progressing forward nicely. But, it is time for some sleep. After all, I do have two weeks worth of crazy tales to sort out

2003-04-29T02:18:00.000-04:00

Oi. I can tell you this, and only this: It snowed in Calgary on the weekend. Up to 60 cm in some parts. Almost 200 vehicles in the surrounding ditches. Still pulling them out today. Two people died shovelling. Many others ended up in hospital. And would you like to know the best part? The very best part? The part that makes people really bitter? Okay. I will share. I was in fucking Golden

2003-04-25T16:00:00.000-04:00

I'm here. I'm exhausted. Just a little bit of down time before we go to Golden. If I can make it through without crashing. Hence the boring post. Must. Stay. Awake. I have been cracking me up all day. The best one was about Bill Gates and the Pope. I will tell you when you are older. I actually cried, I was laughing so hard. No one is as funny as me on two hours sleep and a plane ride. I send

2003-04-23T19:47:00.000-04:00

Okay, shush. I am trying to make a list. So, I made my list. The result: 6. Yes, six people on this earth that I could at this very minute say "I love you" to without any remorse or strangeness or worry or bitterness or anything. Six. Six is such a large number when it comes to stuff like that. Too many to fit in a sports car, or a sedan. Six could fit in my station wagon really uncomfortably.

2003-04-23T17:00:00.000-04:00

Now this is a quiz worth doing. Mean lil fellow, arn't you? What Monty Python Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla I love it already. ZeldaP

2003-04-19T17:31:00.000-04:00

Ladies and genitals, my favorite prom queen now has a new blog-home. You can now find the Divine Quon Mcintosh at http://www.homotextual.org/therapy/ Yes. The world makes sense again. Excellent. We here at the Church of Zelda approve highly of the link provided to us. Yes, yes we do. I am behind in my work and must continue at it like a mad fool in order to keep myself from panicking and

2003-04-18T23:11:00.000-04:00

Okay, so. On my dinner break tonight I took to reading the last meal requests of inmates on death row in the corrections departments of Arizona and Texas. What? Anyhoo, I came across a couple that I would like to share. Among the various requests for bacon, steak, milkshakes, peaches, soda-pop, salad's, fried shrimp, tacos, chocolate cake, ice cream, white cake with white icing, cigarettes (

2003-04-14T23:13:00.000-04:00

Darlings, I am working and happy. What else could a gal ask for? Other than Karl Lagerfeld to participate in my ritual. Actually, I think I just want to canonize one of his fans. I can't be all that picky. Really. I keep falling asleep with the same thought in my head. It is this: how did I end up with such wonderful friends? Because you are all wonderful, you really are. And I am still

2003-04-11T18:40:00.000-04:00

Yeah, so I think that The Church needs a few saints. Really. We are lax in the icon department in a major way. Since I am the benevolent dictator in charge of this ship, I officially canonize myself. I now dub thee (me): Saint Zelda Pinwheel, Patron Saint of Procrastinators. That has a nice ring to it. I think I need a more elaborate ceremony though. Something about running around naked outside

2003-04-10T15:17:00.000-04:00

So, here is what I am going for: The next time you think "Zelda," think "Thigh High Pleather Boots." I think that this prospect will make the much-postponed trip to the pleather bar all the more exciting. Yes, you can tell I am clutching at straws for motivational factors when I spend large chunks of time dreaming of the pleather bar. I will go there. Dubya can't take that away from me. He

2003-04-09T00:03:00.000-04:00

I could poke this bunny all night. Muchos grassy-ass to Daid the wonder hampster for direction to this link. This almost makes up for the pitiful lack of posts this man puts out. I said almost. I am this close (holds thumb and forefinger a millimetre apart) the removing Dave from the lists of internet friends of the Church of Zelda. I swear to Dog! I'll do it! Just not today. Oooooh, I am such

2003-04-08T19:11:00.000-04:00

There are two kinds of apologies with me. The first kind is the "I'm sorry I did that shitty thing. I regret it and I will try very hard not to do it again." I use that apology when I fuck up by accident, or when my good intentions and the result of my actions do not match up. The second kind of apology with me is the "I'm sorry for what I did. I wish I could explain, but right now I can't."

2003-04-07T22:40:00.000-04:00

Bunch of fucking animals in this town. Stop breaking into people's places of employment. Stop fucking littering. Stop fucking hacking and gagging in the library when everyone around you really wants to work. Just stop being a bunch of fucking ass hats!!!!! Okay? Because I am getting tired of this sub-human behaviour. We all have to fucking live here. If you do not want to live here, do not take

2003-04-05T17:22:00.000-05:00

Ahem: 1) I love morbid too. It helps you laugh, it do. 2) I would so totally tell! (he said, turning fuschia). How about this: If I tell, you owe me a coke. If I don't tell, I owe you a postcard with a picture of a goat on it. 3)My psychic abilities tell me you just may get the opportunity to see me turn fuschia. I'll try to open your window before I dive out of it. 4)It's possible that both are

2003-04-05T13:05:00.000-05:00

I have decided to converse with people on the blog about certain issues. Because speaking to someone in person can be just a little too clear for me sometimes. And frankly, I prefer to be confused. And confusing. I quote Jeremy: "zelda: It's okay---when i found out about it, I was drunk too. Quel embarass, as they say when mangling french. And i don't think you need to take it to your grave--

2003-04-04T23:45:00.000-05:00

This person reminds me of me. Except I have no clue who they are. And I sort of know who I am. Now, at the risk of freaking out Crantina like I did a while back when I was bitching and she thought I was referring to her, even though I wasn't, and she felt guilty for no reason, even though she isn't Catholic, I must say this: I can't help you if you don't call me. Or answer my messages on the

2003-04-02T22:04:00.000-05:00

I could have told you this. what decade does your personality live in? quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd Also, there is a freakin' fruit fly in here! I knew keeping the fly strips up was a good idea.... One more class and one more tutorial and I am (slightly closer to) freeeee! Wahoo! I am so glad that I got to see the undergrads who are finishing up their degrees at class

2003-04-02T11:27:00.000-05:00

For reasons I cannot explain, there's a part of me that wants to be in Cebu. I wonder if Paul Simon would give that the time of day? I can only hope. Anyhoo. I am sitting on my ass, trying to stay awake until it is time to leave for lunch. One of my classes is getting together for an end of the year curry in about 40 minutes. No, I don't really want to go. But, hey. Even if it is really, really

2003-04-01T22:58:00.000-05:00

Oye! Oye! Oye! I ate a lot of cheese today. Really good fucking cheese! Thank you, James, for purchasing such lovely dairy products for your wine and cheese event. I love cheese. I'm sure you guessed. Important update: While I still hold Trinidad and Tobago in my heart, and probably always will, something unexpected has happened. More and more people keep telling me that Spain and North

2003-03-30T18:50:00.000-05:00

Much love to the Quon. Meditate on us drinking wine from beakers, and all will be well. Without Quon, where would any of us be? ZeldaP

2003-03-30T18:36:00.000-05:00

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! The big list has officially grown after some research last night into programs I forgot about but then remembered about. Keep in mind, this is the big list. It will be followed up by the list of schools that will actually be applied to: UBC University of Toronto Wilfrid Laurier University University of California at Santa Barbara Stanford Columbia University of

2003-03-29T15:53:00.000-05:00

Stephen left. I will see him again soon, but still. I kind of wish he was around all of the time. Mind you, when we lived less that a 30 second walk away from each other for about 6 months, we only saw each other twice. Lest we forget. I am not fucking listening to Roxette today. No fucking way. We (Stephen and I) have decided that we are going to take guitar lessons together in Calgary in the

2003-03-27T22:46:00.000-05:00

Well heck. This does not bode well for Mike. The poor guy may well be deathly allergic to me after all. I knew it. find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com To quote Al: "Nut?" ZeldaP

2003-03-27T22:32:00.000-05:00

My sanctuary has been violated in a major way. Yes, someone who has no reason to lie reported that a rat was spotted there. Yes, the Grad Club has been compromised. From now on I shall only attend to drink beer, not eat the food. Also, I shall attend with my pant-legs tucked into my socks. The above information was part of the slightly bizarre (and at times totally inappropriate) conversation

2003-03-26T23:07:00.000-05:00

It can always get worse. I visited this site. I could have found a picture of myself. It can always get worse. Mind you, right now it isn't bad. No, it is quite nice right now. Before his voyage back to Cowtown, Sir Stephen is coming to K-town for the evening on Friday. Excellent. We shall par-tay. And we like to party. Oh, and I am going to take the GRE in October or November in case some

2003-03-25T22:58:00.000-05:00

Oi. Jam Master James took the quiz and is Al. Word up. I wonder who I am? Lemme look.... You are Tina! Nothing says lovin' like pictures of you in yourbra on the internet. Except maybe the wonderfulTina herself. Once you are done being peeved atZelda about the pictures of you in your bra onthe internet. Which one of Zelda's (Calgary) friends am I? The updated version. brought to you by

2003-03-24T22:16:00.000-05:00

Well. This quiz is a success. Not only did Quon figure out he was Quon, but Tina and Mike were themselves too. Excellent. I am vindicated. Scroll down to the do the quiz link. Do the quiz. Learn the secret behind your true identity. Sweet. In addition, I love Michael Moore now more than ever. And there was already a whole lot of love there for him. Go see his movies, go buy his books. Go to his

2003-03-23T15:30:00.000-05:00

Take the Affliction Test Today! I didn't even know this about myself. Neat. So, weekend. Blogger seems to be working for me again, which is nice. But I am having many a moment this last little while, which is not so nice. The sun is out, which is nice. But it is still too cold to go and work outside, which is not so nice. I cannot stress enough how much I want the next three months to be over

2003-03-19T13:37:00.000-05:00

Yahoo! New Quiz! Which one of Zelda's Calgary friends are you? Stay tuned for the "Kingston" and "Miscellaneous" friend categories. SWEET. ZeldaP

2003-03-19T13:11:00.000-05:00

You come from the Ocean. You've always been drawnto the sea, the sound of the waves, the crystalblue water, near the sea is where you belong. Where Did Your Soul Originate? brought to you by Quizilla I like the sound of this. I also like the sound of fixing my quiz. I also like the sound of removing the viruses from my machine. Tonight. Tonight. Carrying your drunk and bloody self home.

2003-03-18T13:17:00.000-05:00

So, for those of you who are unaware, this is my favorite time of the year. The evil cold of winter is gone, the promise of spring is being fulfilled. Nice, very nice. I had a dream last night that Al was trying to push me into the Bow River though. I think that in my nocturnal strugglings I pulled something in my neck. That Al. He doesn't even like me in my sleep. And my computer is dirty and

2003-03-17T21:41:00.000-05:00

My blog is being weird. Please bear with me.

2003-03-17T21:39:00.000-05:00

I may be going insane. I can't tell if this song lyric stuck in my head is "getting lost in the folds of her skirt" or "getting off in the folds of her skirt". Hmmmm..... the implications are vast. Or are they? No, not really. But I am wondering about it all the same. Oh yeah, if I am not insane, I am just clumsy and forgetful: after a weekend of running into things and dropping things, I

2003-03-17T16:58:00.000-05:00

So, I wrote a kickass post last night about my weekend and St. Patrick's day and bloody Blogger ate it. Drat. Anyway. My point was (after much blabbering) that I am choked that Mr. Inertiaville must work tonight instead of some fantastic St. Paddy's Day drunkeness. Add that to the fact that Jenny is sick (and I hope she gets well asap) and I am in a state of total sadness. And I don't even have

2003-03-14T17:56:00.000-05:00

Do my quiz! See if you are who you think you are. If not, get back to me. Oh, and make sure to email me and tell me what you can up with so I can share with the world. I am so freakin' creative on a Friday! ZeldaP

2003-03-14T16:05:00.000-05:00

Fuckin' right, Rick. You're Joan Jett! What 80's singer are you? brought to you by Quizilla Oh, and Rick can check this out too. Fuckin' Right! congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happybunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.You must be so proud which happy bunny are you? brought to you by Quizilla If I have to be any bunny, that is the one I would be. I love it already. And

2003-03-13T18:23:00.000-05:00

So, here is the ethical question of the day: Is it wrong to post something on a blog when you don't feel comfortable enough to tell the person it is directed at about it and you know that they will read your blog and find out? No, hang on, that isn't wrong. It may well be passive-aggressive, but wrong? Wrong is such a harsh word. Either way, here it is: Special Person, I am worried about you

2003-03-12T20:36:00.000-05:00

Two words, my people: A Triumph. Alright, it wasn't like I performed Shakespeare all by myself or anything, but I think the colloquium went rather well. No major disasters, which is always a plus. Small paper for next week (6 pages). A definite whack of reading. Classes and performing tutorials and discussion posts (just over three weeks left). Volunteering. Three major papers. One exam. And a

2003-03-11T23:58:00.000-05:00

Dammit. I am procrastinating. But. That is okay. Because I am almost done my notes for my colloquium presentation tomorrow. Sweeet. 2:30pm. Tomorrow. Elias Andrews room. Be there or be.... elsewhere. I am overjoyed to know that people are coming to see it. Not that I anticipate an unruly mob teeming at the door. Because I don't. But there are people. And that makes me fuzzy. And warm. An update

2003-03-10T19:33:00.000-05:00

I have a secret and I'm not gonna tell it, nah nah nah nah nah. In other news (the kind I am willing to share): I have four papers left to grade. Sweet. I must say that the marking thing gets easier as the assignments progress. Thank Dog. If that wasn't the case I would actually explode. Really. I mean it. Big bang. Zelda parts all over. Also: Bronwen's going to shave her head, doo dah, doo

2003-03-08T19:26:00.000-05:00

So, I'm hanging out in a towel, pondering what to cook for dinner. I think I have decided on a kind of asian shrimp thingy with rice and veg. Kickass. I must admit that dinner is not the only thing I am pondering. I realized (while in the shower) that one of my very good friends here may well be my brand new post-modern hero. It just goes to show that if you wade through the crap of humanity

2003-03-07T21:15:00.000-05:00

I repost this from the site of the Divine Madame Quon in its entirety: On the evening that I have listened to US President George Bush Jr. detail his position on the Iraqi disarmament, I offer the following courtesy of Charles Sheketoff, Executive Director Oregon Center for Public Policy. (Thanks Lady Miss Jen.) I must declaim that I have no knowledge as to the authenticity of the statements

2003-03-05T00:42:00.000-05:00

So. I am not a social retard after all. What a kickass feeling. Within one (1) day, my sitch has turned around. I realized that I am indeed loved unconditionally by a heap of people. Who are these people, you ask? Well. Here are the goods: Upon busting into school today for a marking party (the funniest yet), I happened upon the person I thought was ignoring me. Well, it turns out she was,

2003-03-03T23:31:00.000-05:00

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2003-03-03T23:23:00.000-05:00

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2003-03-03T23:12:00.000-05:00

Holy shit. I think I am a brand new strain of social retard. If I'm not pissing someone off or hanging up on someone, I'm busy being depressed and wishing that I could end all of my relationships so that they don't get ended on me (sort of in the style of ripping a bandage off really fast). Not to mention getting spazzed on. That has been happening a lot lately too. Geez Louise. I'm feeling a

2003-03-02T19:56:00.000-05:00

I want to run away. 4 months. 4 more months and then I can run as far as my legs will take me. I was born in the year of the horse, and sometimes I feel closer to that designation than any other. Right now I feel like a patient mare who waits quietly until she is let out to run. And when she runs, she runs like the wind. And so I wait, and it feels like I spend most of my life waiting, because

2003-03-01T18:26:00.000-05:00

It is Saturday. I have the weekend to work and clean and launder and ponder. After attempting four times to post, I can only say this: I am in a bitter place right now this second. I believe the catalyst for this mood was a quite horrifying dream I had last night. One of those brutal dreams where everything seems like the real world, and the real world seems really great, until something

2003-02-27T23:43:00.000-05:00

You're a Velvety-Mopey-Goth! You're wardrobe isn'tcondusive to heat, water, or the natural rangeof human movement. People may think you'recheesy, but you know it's just because theirinfantile minds can't fully comprehend theinsurmountable anguish of your existence. What kind of Goth would you be? brought to you by Quizilla So fuck you and the horse you rode in on. ZeldaP

2003-02-26T20:08:00.000-05:00

Two words: Rong Dao Yup, you heard me. I met my first ever Buddhist nun today, and she was super cool. Rong Dao is her name, and sadly she is gone away now so we don't get to hang out. Man, I am so down with actual diversity (as opposed to the "sure we are five white girls but we are all actually really different. look, Suzie is from Waterloo, kind of diversity). Rong Dao applied to the program

2003-02-25T16:02:00.000-05:00

Yahoo, another one of the Kingston contingent has jumped on the blog-wagon. Inertiaville is now the place to check out cool prose, music talk, and chat about Leonard Cohen and various others. Je suis assez stoked. Mind you, if he doesn't link to me asap I may have to kick his teeth in. In the metaphorical sense, of course. Also, I found a typo in my 100 things list, but now I cannot find it.

2003-02-24T22:58:00.000-05:00

Well my lovelies, Mike has gone back to Alberta and I am back at the grind. Big work to do the next few weeks, but I am ready to tackle it all. In fact, I am building up the head of steam that will send me screaming through all of my tasks and to the end of this degree. I am excited, I am psyched, I am optimistic. And I have a small treat for you (all four of you). Here it is, in all its glory,

2003-02-09T15:58:00.000-05:00

So. Here are the facts: Mike arrived in Toronto no problem and we got back to Kingston, also with no problem. The futon is mysteriously broken and now we need to go and get sheets that fit the mattress in the walk-in closet. Alright, fine. I know exactly why the futon is broken. But, I can only be so vulgar so much of this time. So, use your imaginations. The real issue revolves around the fact

2003-02-07T15:28:00.000-05:00

The bacon needs to thaw. And that ain't just code for something else. I am sick today. In a fuzzy-headed, feverish, sore throat kind of way. I feel like a great big slug. A slug with a cold. But, I must hold onto my reserves. As we all know, Sir Michael of Boyce is arriving on a winged chariot (aka an airplane) in Toronto tomorrow afternoon. I must away to the beastly city and procure him. I must

2003-02-04T13:50:00.000-05:00

If I could ask any figure in history any question I liked, I would ask Mother Theresa for a pint of Strongbow with a shot of vodka in it. I don't think I am being unreasonable. When I woke up this morning I discovered, to my complete surprise, just how clean my apartment really is. Too clean, actually. It looks as though no one lives there. Wonderful. I have discovered that my coffee table

2003-02-04T00:06:00.000-05:00

Upon taking the garbage out this evening I realized there was some serious freezing rain action going on outside. Unphased, I finished the cleaning of my abode, which had become practically filthy with all the much trucked in due to the weather of late. Sweet. This place smells like a chemical plant, but is spotless. I wonder how long it will last...? After the cleaning I partook of the internet

2003-01-31T01:22:00.000-05:00

How accurate. I knew Dog was really a computer. And so is the pope-bot. Horse What Is Your Animal Personality? brought to you by Quizilla Suck my balls. ZeldaP

2003-01-28T23:54:00.000-05:00

Quon is blogging and so shall I. It makes me feel closer to him when we do things like that at the same time. I have feelings of guilt right now. I am guilty of expressing my affection for those in my life on my blog and not in person or on the telephone if in person is not possible. Mike and Quon know how I feel about them, at least they had better. But who else? Not many. My main fear, I

2003-01-26T22:26:00.000-05:00

The sidewalks are gone. Gone. They are replaced by two feet of fluffy white stuff that I like to call "snow." I'm not sure how I feel about this. I will message for help when I am traapped in the apartment. There are children snowboarding off the mountain of cleared snow in the corner of the Staples Office Despot parking lot across the street. I am in awe of their bravery. I just spent a weekend

2003-01-24T01:08:00.000-05:00

Quon may have something to say about this. Something like, "I told you so." Nevertheless, my dreams have come true. Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Still at Suzie's, Jenny is out cold. Whatever am I to do? ZeldaP

2003-01-23T23:55:00.000-05:00

Hmmm.... I could have guessed this. My personality is rated 43.What is yours?Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company

2003-01-17T10:59:00.000-05:00

So, in addition to breaking the internet, I seem to have murdered my home computer. I don't know what happened. One second it was fine, the next it was telling me that there was no input to the monitor. Some over the phone counselling will be done tonight, hopefully I will be able to discern what is wrong completely by accident so I can be told how to fix it. Alas, if that does not work it may be

2003-01-14T14:37:00.000-05:00

Holy shit, I have no clue what I just did. Anyhoo, here is what I tried to post before I ruined the whole entire internet: So, the good news is that sleep is my friend. The bad news is that we have a sick and twisted relationship in which I am completely dependant and sleep knows this and is a manipulative bastard who only turns up right before I have given up and gone off it for good. Mean: I

2003-01-14T14:34:00.000-05:00

marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"> netscape_support(); Powered by TagBoard Message Board Name URL or Email Messages(smilies) So, the good news is that sleep is my friend. The bad news is that we have a sick and twisted relationship in which I

2003-01-13T12:42:00.000-05:00

I am no longer angry. I have just decided that I live in a two room apartment with a massive walk-in closet. In which there is a dance floor. ZeldaP

2003-01-11T15:04:00.000-05:00

The bed situation, an update: The sheets I have don't fit the fucking mattress. And I don't want to seem ungrateful, because I am very grateful. I just want that mattress out of here. Obviously, I do not have that capacity. I will talk to Sherry. I will figure out the best way to retunr my world to normal without offending anyone. I will spend the next 7 months with a couch that I sleep on and

2003-01-11T14:27:00.000-05:00

Yeah, so remember how stoked I was that the bed was coming from Gananoque and that I would have a bed and a counch to lounge on and due to that fact I would now be well equipped to entertain in Kingston? Do you? Well, the bed came on the truck. The bed came through the door. The box-spring got stuck coming up the stairs. Yup, it didn't fit. Here I am thinking that the problem would be the

2003-01-10T18:43:00.000-05:00

:: how jedi are you? :: Fuck yeah. ZeldaP