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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
You missed out.
First Zelda moved here.
Now she is living here.
So go and visit and leave comments and stop being such a tool.
Love,
ZeldaP
posted by Mistress Zelda 4:12 PM
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
 Actual representation of myself. Circa the early 80s. 
posted by Mistress Zelda 2:21 PM
Monday, December 29, 2003
Oi.
 You are Willy Wonka from the books "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" and "Charlie & the Great Glass Elevator". You are a very inventive person, but haven't gotten all of the kinks out of your inventions, like when your gum turned a kid into a blueberry. You are a child at heart, and have seen more strange things than the average person like Vermicious Knids in outer space.
Which Roald Dahl character are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Yeah!
Just got a lovely Jeremy email. Must think good thoughts and then reply.
Awesome times in the past few days.
Rock show tonight.
New Year's Eve might be exciting. It might just be full of chemicals. These things happen. I want to be with peeps that I love; that is my usual request.
I wrote six new haiku today, in honor of day two of the world's most exciting temp job. I will post them tomorrow or the like.
Naptime now. Must be awake for the rock show. At least, that helps me to enjoy it.
I've been crying for days and I'm falling apart. Digging a hole in my heart. (Not really)
ZeldaP
posted by Mistress Zelda 7:29 PM
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Love You Madly - Cake
Safe and Sound - Hawksley Workman
Thank You - the Zeppelin song, but the Tori Amos version
Heaven - Talking Heads
Kiss Me You Fool - Northern Pikes
Wild Horses - Stones song, Mazzy Starr version
Nothing Really Matters - Madonna
Lovesong - The Cure (for Todd and Tara), When We Dance - Sting (Rick and Jess)
posted by Mistress Zelda 3:19 AM
Thursday, June 19, 2003
Darlings.
I know some of you have been waiting for this day to come, and now it has. The doors to the Church of Zelda are now officially closed. You may feel lost, you may feel sad, even angry. But before you contact an exit counsellor, please check this out:
Zelda's Summer Camp!
Affiliated with the Church, and yet slightly more fun, here it is. I know what you are thinking! How could anything be more fun than the Church of Zelda? Well, let me explain: Zelda's Summer Camp is going on the road, starting tomorrow and lasting until Spetember. Stops include tomorrow's party in Mississauga (catered food!), a week in New York City, a drive across the country, the Calgary Folk Festival (featuring Elvis Costello and Ani DiFranco), a jaunt to Beautiful British Columbia, a weekend in scenic Wainwright, the wedding of one of my dearest friends, and a week in Tucson for the wedding of my cousin Rick. And that is just all the official stuff! Other activities will include adventures with Mike of every kind, quality time with Quon (including the ordering of some very special t-shirts), swimming, hiking, camping, orienteering, badminton, equestrian events, and an end of season talent show. So, join me, Head Counsellor Zelda, as I abandon the world of scholarship for a bit (I simply do not kiss enough ass) and have the sweetest summer on record.
Who's with me?!?
ZeldaP
posted by Mistress Zelda 11:24 PM
Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Up late "working", just happened to see this little beauty. Fuck yeah! Now we just have to wait patiently for the bill to be tabled in Parliament. This would bring me such joy. And Mr. Fascist Ralph (all over his shoes) Klein can lick my left one.
Must get back to the grind after that little joy-break. Kick ass.
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus.
ZeldaP
posted by Mistress Zelda 4:55 AM
Sunday, June 15, 2003
Well, folks, Zelda's Summer Camp is almost ready for previews by the general public. Having been given two fists up by General Quon, I think we have a winner. The new site will use Blogger's new format, taking advantage of unlimited links in the side bar. I have also added both a guest book and comments (here at camp we call them postcards). It is all very sexy indeed.
Off to the shops. Then down to more work. Meeting tomorrow morning, wahoo!
Fuelled by Arm and Hammer Dental Care chewing gum.
ZeldaP
posted by Mistress Zelda 3:22 PM
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